Remember when some guy used the Oblivio search function to dis me? The following week someone else used the same technique to not only praise me but dis my dis-er. Here are the ten top search strings from that week:
- 7,290 for “fuck him you rock”
- 51 for “hi mike”
- 30 for “love letter”
- 25 for “eh guy s a fuckwad don t sweat”
- 25 for “i love you mike”
- 24 for “your site rocks”
- 22 for “you are so cool”
- 19 for “dont listen to them”
- 15 for “cheer up i like your site”
Yes, fuck him you rock was searched on 7,290 times. One assumes – prays, really – that the operation was automated.
Also I lied: only nine results are listed above. I left out #4. #4 was the best. #4 is the phrase I want used if I ever appear in a documentary and some identifying text is shown at the bottom of the screen. It is the phrase that belongs, had I the courage, at the top of my business card; the phrase that describes my best self better than any phrase ever: dear man weird but dear.