[NOTE: This piece was "divined" by a. rawlings, whose website is commutiny.net. It exists on that site at http://commutiny.net/apostrophe.html. Today I found out that it was created using poetry-generating code being developed by Bill Kennedy and Darren Wershler-Henry. —MB]
Apostrophe (feeling quite overwhelmed you must say)
you are a failure · you are able to divine how people are feeling about you · you are continually on trial to prove that your opinions and actions are correct · you are used to working fulltime, being at home, much of the time alone with your newborn, is tough · you are feeling tired or overwhelmed · you are nursing your baby · you are finding this too difficult · you are in columbus, ohio, · you are a sadist who just wants to read it and laugh hysterically at me · you are both · you are utterly incapable of feeling or understanding what you have been doing to me for so long · you are not fit to feel or capable of retaining · you are drawn to me, you cannot help but come near · you are frightened, i can hear it in your breath · you are not to blame · you are there, you have reached your peak · you are greeted by talking androids, noisy factory equipment, and high tech sights and sound · you are about ready to jump out of your skin · you are sick of all this suspicion and foolishness · you are ill and he is good and your illness is infectious for him · you are more yourself · you are lightheaded! you were delirious when you did all this!" for a moment raskolnikov felt everything going round · you are never going to fit everything in and oh! what about the "gaps" · you are a concrete person so i'm going to figure that you wouldn't mind a pre-planned lesson for your son my 15yo is a boy · you are going to give him a choice in some of the subjects he will study · you are here: · you are such a dick to me · you are turned awayanother wound that i'd take backif i could fill your heart just once and theni'd take you now where we could live again faces in disguisenot a trace of desirecold faces in disguisenot a trace of desire go face the daygo and see new thingsgo face the daybut you'll remember me · you are keeping from yourself, which is the truth of what a beautiful person you are · you are likely to be living through, tremendous awareness is necessary · you are not figuring out that these are indeed amazing moments of your life, you are not paying attention · you are going too fast, or not able to focus, or overwhelmed with potential · you are faced with the challenges that arrive on that level · you are unlikely ever to be freed from the task of having to establish yourself as an individual · you are strange or unacceptable · you are now in a position to see that it wasn't coming from anyplace but you · you are not just firm in your convictions, but rather steadfastly devoted to what you know to be true · you are working through and working on is located on the emotional level · you are sometimes inclined to think · you are not to blame for the insensitive actions of others, though you have a lot of control over how you respond to them · you are not already on the case · you are about to have that need become a possibility -- if you will take advantage of it · you are in an extended phase of working out your highest aspirations · you are concerned · you are the mad poet!" · you are offended by strong language or subject matter then do not go any further ·
Apostrophe (you are never going to fit everything in and oh! what about the "gaps")
you are using won't let you experience the full wonder of the design and text formatting · you are wrong or could do better in some particular · you are sober and able to string words together in a semi-coherent fashion · you are right, i shouldn't have come into work today - and i was reminded that i still haven't related the full sorry tale of the zealous religious commitment of my youth · you are --> · you are so pretty?" she would say · you are kidding · you are kinda strange! kinda strange!" arnold friend cried · you are with arnold friend and don't you forget it! maybe you better step out here," he said, and this last was in a different voice · you are going to do is this: you are going to come out that door · you are crazy," she muttered · you are coming out here · you are crazy, you · you are deaf, get a hearing aid, right? fix yourself up · you are close to · you are now-inside your daddy's house-is nothing but a cardboard box i can knock down any time · you are better than them because not a one of them would have done this for you · you are "sorry" ! · you are mad! · you are awake, and the last thing you think of before you go to bed, then he is really somebody special · you are the most beautiful and irrisistable thing on earth and nothing can ever change that · you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die · you are over the limit of '+ limit + ' charaters · you are using someone else's computer and need to see what you saved last time you used your own machine, log on as if you were going to buy something and you will be able to access your saved wheelbarrow items · you are a first timer, or a regular who wants to send stuff to a different address, go through the normal check out and we'll get you sorted · you are going to pay big money for anything, make sure you get it checked before you buy! the second is to never buy anything based on looks alone ice cream for the eyes · you are given · you are interested in buying a 1969 roadrunner in about 2 months, let me know · you are young by kathleen kernicky staff writer posted april 28 2002 · you are thinking, `do you really want to know?'" jennifer schaefer, 34, lost her husband a year ago to cancer · you are flying without a net · you are so different after something like this happens to you · you are about to be a part of an adventure, a family · you are having doubts · you are having any doubts · you are having any doubts, just remember you are about to embark on a great adventure · you are thinking of/tell me if you love me now · you are fat · you are ugly · you are unpopular · you are not witty · you are not smart · you are ignorant · you are stupid · you are unpopular · you are nothing · you are fat · you are one of the crowd · you are a follower · you are a freak · you are a lah-hoo-ser · you are not sexy enough · you are retarded · you are unhappy · you are unsatisfied · you are not moving forward · you are not keeping up the pace · you are lagging behind · you are one step behind the rest · you are doing it all wrong · you are fat · you are not thin enough · you are too thin · you are lactose intolerant · you are iron deficient · you are far too dependant on drugs · you are bipolar · you are manic · you are not happy enough · you are not right · you are lagging behind · you are free · you are fat because you watch too much television · you are going to be a star one day · you are nothing · you are too fat · you are now suspecting what you are afraid to admit · you are sitting at the other corner of the kitchenette · you are here is you woke up alone, felt the dent in her pillow and followed the scent, sat down silently, and she poured you a cup of coffee and sat in the sun and set to creating daytime, daydreams, why wake up? merrily merrily · you are now, reading the newspaper, just like you are now · you are comparing her to god · you are not · you are dribbling into eternity · you are going too fast · you are likely to be eaten by a grue at twta · you are walking your dog on public land, you have to have them on a leash · you are stealing the content, making you a thief · you are "breaking your contract with the network" · you are ringing up my slurpee
Apostrophe (you are not right)
you are unhappy, you are most likely going to · you are not done yet · you are not done yet · you are asked to baby-sit someone who is very drunk? once they're in college since the first six weeks of college are a very high-risk time in for first year students you may want to call, write or e-mail frequently and be supportive · you are drinking · you are also in good shape · you are likely to find the statement that a pki is desperately needed for e-commerce to flourish · you are not allowed to repudiate the signature · you are responsible for whatever that private key does · you are legally responsible · you are logged in to your pro account before you visit the store or you will be charged for shipping · you are currently on, you probably do not want \nto do this · you are one of them · you are giving -- tomorrow · you are on the right side of the law? well, to avoid breaking copyright law you first need to understand it · you are breaking the law · you are caught red-handed, you'll likely get sued, not charged with a crime · you are the one playing the fifth symphony on your penny whistle, you'd better contact the orchestra before dropping a piece into your electronic suitcase · you are free to use without having to worry about copyright -- include those created by the u · you are training two or three people in a cubicle and playing a cd as background music, no license is needed, bell says · you are vulnerable to the lure, remember this: just because materials are on an "open" web site doesn't mean they're in the public domain and free for you to download and reuse or copy · you are breaking copyright law · you are satisfied! · you are ready to get a dog"> · you are ready to get a dog"> here's the dog-owner's mantra: a dog is a living thing · you are going to have a lonely, unhappy dog on your hands · you are ready to add one more member to the family · you are probably not ready to become a dog owner · you are still allowed to like them ·
Apostrophe (you are vulnerable to the lure, remember this: just because materials are on an "open" web site doesn't mean they're in the public domain and free for you to download and reuse or copy)
you are encouraged to "fudge" the figures, it may be a pyramid scheme · you are going to say · you are interested after reviewing the information · you are serious about pursuing the dispute · you are seri- ous about pursuing the dispute · you are in the mpd zone · you are traveling · you are truly concerned, but do so in a friendly way · you are convinced of a good reputation · you are comparing apples to oranges · you are vulnerable to potential delivery disruptions that can leave your home a shambles for months longer than planned · you are more likely to see this slug during the daytime when compared to the other species · you are able to encourage their efforts · you are ready to use it ·
Apostrophe (you are more likely to see this slug during the daytime when compared to the other species)
you are taking bugs far away from their local environment · you are applying rock mineral fertilizers, cover crops may be a way to help the minerals become incorporated into the soil food web · you are subscribed: hedgehog-mail@nerg · you are interested in a free copy of the booklet "all about hedgehogs," simply send a stamped addressed envelope, large enough to contain an a5 sized booklet to: hedgehog helpline 5 forelandland road, whitchurch cardiff cf4 7ar · you are looking for mrs tiggywinkle's hospital in the uk · you are providing just some extra food for visiting hedgehogs, cat or dog food makes a much better option than bread and milk · you are looking after a convalescent hedgehogs, and the weather is turning cold, don't forget to keep your little patient warm · you are trying to use human formula, make sure it is soya-based rather than based on cows' milk · you are helping a visiting friend out, check for ticks and even maggot infestations where wounds or injuries might have happened · you are subscribed: · you are interested in a free copy of the booklet all about hedgehogs, simply send a stamped addressed envelope, large enough to contain an a5 sized booklet to: hedgehog helpline 5 forelandland road, whitchurch cardiff cf4 7ar · you are looking for mrs tiggywinkle's hospital in the uk · you are providing just some extra food for visiting hedgehogs, cat or dog food makes a much better option than bread and milk · you are looking after a convalescent hedgehogs, and the weather is turning cold, don't forget to keep your little patient warm · you are helping a visiting friend out, check for ticks and even maggot infestations where wounds or injuries might have happened · you are subscribed: · you are interested in a free copy of the booklet "all about hedgehogs," simply send a stamped addressed envelope, large enough to contain an a5 sized booklet to: hedgehog helpline 5 forelandland road, whitchurch cardiff cf4 7ar · you are looking for mrs tiggywinkle's hospital in the uk · you are providing just some extra food for visiting hedgehogs, cat or dog food makes a much better option than bread and milk · you are looking after a convalescent hedgehogs, and the weather is turning cold, don't forget to keep your little patient warm · you are trying to use human formula, make sure it is soya-based rather than based on cows' milk · you are helping a visiting friend out, check for ticks and even maggot infestations where wounds or injuries might have happened · you are subscribed: hedgehog-mail@nerg · you are interested in a free copy of the booklet "all about hedgehogs," simply send a stamped addressed envelope, large enough to contain an a5 sized booklet to: hedgehog helpline 5 forelandland road, whitchurch cardiff cf4 7ar · you are looking for mrs tiggywinkle's hospital in the uk · you are providing just some extra food for visiting hedgehogs, cat or dog food makes a much better option than bread and milk · you are looking after a convalescent hedgehogs, and the weather is turning cold, don't forget to keep your little patient warm · you are trying to use human formula, make sure it is soya-based rather than based on cows' milk · you are helping a visiting friend out, check for ticks and even maggot infestations where wounds or injuries might have happened ·
Apostrophe (you are taking bugs far away from their local environment)
you are so far away they won't come to visit much any more · you are here as strangers, you should rather confine yourselves to the customs of our country than impose yours upon us · you are ready · you are on a freeway? if so, then buy a house on the freeway · you are in their territory and need to learn to live with them · you are going to live in the country it's your responsibility to learn about the wildlife so you know what precautions you must take for you and your family to remain safe in your environment · you are drinking yourself · you are most interested in · you are bound to find some unwelcome visitors · you are out for a walk, don't forget to "stoop and scoop · you are only going to be away for a short time · you are going to do when you skip town for a week, and so forth · you are going to run into the same problem everyone with pets runs into whenever they go out of town for vacations · you are still learning about frog care · you are going to retain interest in this type of frog before you've made any sort of commitment by going out and getting such a pet · you are faced with less than a total victory, exercise tolerance and compassion, remembering that your karma will come back to you! tips for making your house an unattractive place for pests · you are a tiny flea or an enormous elephant, a ninety-year-old adult or a ten-year-old child, we all depend on each other · you are free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!" · you are a shit head!! i realise that most of this shit isn't illegal but i just think that i should warn you" · you are about to read will certainly cause you to sit upright if your ufo knowledge is based on tv and rumor · you are not alone · you are going and when you plan to return · you are too close · you are visiting their home and if you get to close they may feel threatened · you are outdoors and start to hear thunder or see lightning, head for shelter · you are far from shelter find a place on land that is scarce of trees and shrubs · you are hiking or playing outside · you are entitled to services that are integral to the success of any software project - services such as a product updates, access to our global helpdesk, and participation in a developer's newsgroup dedicated to plan members · you are responsible for rigorously testing qnx software including all error corrections, patches and updates that you adopt in the intended software and hardware environment before releasing any qnx-based products or updates thereto · you are entitled to assign this agreement to a third party who has provided qss with prior written acknowledgement of their acceptance of the terms and conditions herein · you are unable or unwill- ing to agree to these terms, contact qss immediately to cancel your plan and to receive a refund any corre- sponding fees you have paid · you are entitled to download pursuant to your standard support plan, are solely for use in association the corresponding commercial development seat license i ·
Apostrophe (you are a shit head!! i realise that most of this shit isn)
you are using won't let you experience the full wonder of the design and text formatting · you are wrong or could do better in some particular · you are sober and able to string words together in a semi-coherent fashion · you are right, i shouldn't have come into work today - and i was reminded that i still haven't related the full sorry tale of the zealous religious commitment of my youth · you are --> · you are free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!" · you are a shit head!! i realise that most of this shit isn't illegal but i just think that i should warn you" · you are about to read will certainly cause you to sit upright if your ufo knowledge is based on tv and rumor · you are not alone · you are shit, and you will die shit · you are sorry, it's ok · you are born againamen! shit must be born again · you are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it · you are done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to shit some more · you are afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush · you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the drinker's shit · you are done · you are driving along the only stretch of freeway with no service station for the next 50kms, you skid to a halt when you get there, drop your pants on your way in to the trap, and there's an immediate explosion, followed by the realisation that there's a new mottled wall-paper on the wall behind the bowl · you are seeking protection against anything which might seem to be exhausting you or tiring you out · you are seeking a life of security and physical ease, free from any problem or disturbance · you are being utterly thwarted · you are but no-one seems to care! you feel that you are receiving less than your share and the main problem is that there is no-one to whom you can turn to for sympathy and understanding · you are experiencing makes you quick to take offence but you realise that at this particular moment in time there is little that you can do to relieve the situation · you are pretending to the world that you don't care but even this air of pretence is causing you much heartache · you are moody and depressed at this time but it will pass · you are fearful of planning further for the future · you are in on the layout marathon thingiebob · you are getting jealous in front of your juniors or other people? it's very misleading and as you know, rumours are getting all the way to vjc which is highly disturbing · you are in san diego we're playing dreamstreet on april 25th 2002 i promise we'll fuckin turn your neck · you are just ignorant · you are vomiting into a bucket is in · you are bis · you are doing that is half the battle won · you are in you think yes, i am special · you are so silly i hate you hewho: you hate me? but why? krissi: look at yourself and your caracter than you know it!!! go away and don´t write me anymore please!!! hewho: i see · you are supposed to give your girl some hot anal sex · you are there, you should also buy her something soft to sit on, 'cause with the ass ramming you are going to give her, she won't be able to sit down without discomfort for a while · you are going to anyway">shop @ amazon · you are really keen on f1, this is the service for you ·
Apostrophe (you are sorry, it)
you are using won't let you experience the full wonder of the design and text formatting · you are wrong or could do better in some particular · you are sober and able to string words together in a semi-coherent fashion · you are right, i shouldn't have come into work today - and i was reminded that i still haven't related the full sorry tale of the zealous religious commitment of my youth · you are --> · you are attractive? yeah, i'm a god/goddess · you are alone in the woods, lost and helpless · +'> you are my soulmate,anniversary,birthday,easter,father's day,halloween,july 4th,mother's day,new years,sweetest day,thanksgiving,kara oh,viagra,viacreme,viagra for women,pheromones,gold roses,romantic gifts,fresh flowers,roses"> · you are being subscribed! check your email to reply to our welcome email!" : alert"please enter a valid email address · you are my soulmate special occasion · you are here · you are seeking protection against anything which might seem to be exhausting you or tiring you out · you are seeking a life of security and physical ease, free from any problem or disturbance · you are being utterly thwarted · you are but no-one seems to care! you feel that you are receiving less than your share and the main problem is that there is no-one to whom you can turn to for sympathy and understanding · you are experiencing makes you quick to take offence but you realise that at this particular moment in time there is little that you can do to relieve the situation · you are pretending to the world that you don't care but even this air of pretence is causing you much heartache · you are moody and depressed at this time but it will pass · you are fearful of planning further for the future · you are in on the layout marathon thingiebob · you are getting jealous in front of your juniors or other people? it's very misleading and as you know, rumours are getting all the way to vjc which is highly disturbing · you are a sw geek when · you are a star wars geek when · you are a star wars geek when · you are a light-sabercarl nicholson lhunison@reading · you are the life of the party because you imitate yoda's voice and have him say things a jedi master wouldn't say · you are a star wars geek when you unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "the force is strong in this one · you are not of their kind · you are drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one · you are still rearanging the figures on your shelf · you are a star wars geek when · you are looking for! 7 · you are logged in to your pro account before you visit the store or you will be charged for shipping · you are currently on, you probably do not want \nto do this · you are consuming mass quantities of genetically modified food · you are consuming mass quantities of genetically modified food ·
Apostrophe (you are consuming mass quantities of genetically modified food)
you are not getting at least 1 gram of protein per pound of body weight, then you will probably not gain muscle mass · you are interested in gaining weight when you have a fast metabolism you must also increase your intake of carbohydrates consistent with your increase in protein · you are going to work on increasing your muscle mass along with general weight gain · you are reading this newsletter we know that you are concerned about the food you eat and you care about the environment · you are helping to protect your local environment from pollution and degradation · you are going to find in the grocery store, but is much healthier for you · you are consuming genetically engineered foods · you are not going to know what you are consuming · you are not getting at least 1 gram of protein per pound of body weight, then you will probably not gain muscle mass · you are interested in gaining weight when you have a fast metabolism you must also increase your intake of carbohydrates consistent with your increase in protein · you are going to work on increasing your muscle mass along with general weight gain · you are reliant on grain fed animal fat to meet a good part of your calorie needs, it may be a good idea to correct the essential fatty acid balance by taking an omega-3 supplement · you are not currently eating as naturally aas you would like; don't be concerned about eating fatty animal tissue, but if you don't get much exercise, use fat trimming as an easy means of dropping daily calory intake; and if you are going to use oils, use stable, predominantly monounsaturated oils such as olive oil, or canola oil · you are advised to spend 5 to 10 minutes planning your essay and 20 to 25 minutes writing · you are a food manufacturer / wholesaler / retailer etc · you are consuming mass quantities of genetically modified food · you are willing to involve yourself directly in oca grassroots campaigns, such as the starbucks campaign or our school meals "safeguard our students" campaign sos in your local area, please write to our office, send us an email, or go to the "participate locally" section of our web site · you are changing the spirit of the plants · you are interested in requesting multiple copies of our publications · you are merely sampling the noises from your kitchen appliances it is quite clear that you have nothing better to worry about · you are sampling the noise of someone dropping cluster bombs on you, the selection is part of the message · you are going to stop that technology, anymore than you could stop the automobile or the computer," says al clausi, an agricultural consultant · you are not willing to do this, then you are lazy and deserve a less-than-ideal physique · you are a genetic freak or a heavy steroid user, then perhaps you can · you are eating · you are not paying attention to calories · you are done · you are meeting your goals · you are getting to be an expert when it comes to how your body reacts to calorie manipulation, fat, carbs, etc · you are and how well you can oxidize fats · you are stuck in 1980s, you know that fat doesn't necessarily make you fat and it can even be good for you, especially if you are trying to put on muscle · you are eating pretty much the same foods each week and most of us do when on a diet, then forget about fat grams · you are meeting or exceeding your protein goals · you are dieting and weight 210 · you are starting out very far from any genetic limitation ·
Apostrophe (you are starting out very far from any genetic limitation)
you are without a clue to the words' meaning · you are a danger on the track, people will ask to have you removed · you are doing something you've always been told you are not supposed to do or you are afraid to do," he says · you are relieved when it does open · you are a state legislator · you are doing some controlled trials · you are doing some controlled trials · you are using · you are caught · you are already halfway there · you are right, we're fried · you are interested in learning more about culturing rotifers, and you are successful in breeding any inhabitants of your reef tank, i strongly encourage you to contact the · you are wondering how these animals can reproduce if they have separate sexes but no males, you are not alone · you are likely reading this article: how to culture rotifers · you are really interested in the topic, i suggest that you find some of these references rather than rely on the sketchy account i am about to provide · you are ambitious and have access to the necessary chemicals, algal medium is simple to mix up yourself there are many recipes online at the univ · you are not able to mix your own, you can easily purchase medium from a source such as carolina biological or florida aqua farms · you are maintaining more than one species of microalgae in order to feed your rotifers a mixed diet while giving younger ones a chance to grow and reach a high cell density before being fed · you are going to put in the time and effort, you might as well have a bunch of redundant algal cultures just in case · you are diligent and attentive, you will be able to save crashed cultures, but if you miss a crashed culture of algae for any prolonged period of time i · you are using phytoplankton, i'd aim for a constant haze due to algae in the culture water; if you are using artificial food, i'd aim for a haze for an hour or two after feeding, but ensure that the water clears up before ever feeding with artificial food a second time · you are maintaining moe, 1982 & wilkerson, 1995 recommend a 10 gallon culture to rear a batch of clownfish, you can add more or less aeration to keep the food from settling out · you are having difficulty keeping your cultures going, you may want to try her technique to see if it improves your success rate · you are happy with your program, go for it, make it haopen · you are set · you are going to be a girl, dear," she'd told him, confirming she was aware of his gender change, "then you don't want to let visitors, especially male visitors, see you with your hair a mess and your teeth green · you are what was in the wish file that adam, cat and i opened the day you left the moon · you are certain that a the project treatment is the only way he can live a full life again?" catherine brenda donovan, formerly captain donovan, united states marine corps, and now chief of security, biocybernetics corp · you are eventually going to develop symptoms associated with the disease · you are dealing with levels of complexity that need to be creatively teased apart · you are especially at risk · you are ready to use it · you are growing seedlings outside, keep the plants in moderate shade their first year we use 55% shade cloth for maximum growth of the plant · you are probably familiar with newton's method of doing this, and despite its simplicity it still sometimes is a good choice, even in multidimensions ·
Apostrophe (you are right, we)
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Apostrophe (you are cheating)
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Apostrophe (you are still a virgin)
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