May 19, 2003

Mom

This just in from my mother:

I just saw your picture in a “fucking suit.” That was the style then! Anyway, the picture is adorable and it should definitely help your business.

my mother and me when I was a baby
Me and my mom (it’s true: I was the fattest baby in human history)

May I publicly announce how much I love this woman? True story: When I nineteen she came into the room at the hospital where I had just finished vomiting up the last of the thirty-two sleeping pills I had taken, and her first words to me were: “If you ever do this again, I’ll kill you.”

Love you mom.