December 24, 2015


I’m in the bedroom, about to begin one of my exercise routines. I’m holding a jump rope in the ready position. K is in bed with her binky (iPhone).

Me: I hate my life. Help me make this fun.

K: You can pretend you’re someone else.

Me: Someone happy?

K: Yeah.

Me: Who?

K: Stephan.

Me: Who says Stephan is happy?

K: Well, he has nice hair.