January 21, 2004

Cramps

I’ve ambled up to Everest
And made the rounds with boxing champs
Though clever as the cleverest
I don’t know squat about your cramps

I’ve been around the block a lot
Known vixens, vestal virgins, vamps
Except I have one caveat
I’m not familiar with your cramps

Some curios are curious
Some highways have a thing for ramps
Some paramours are amorous
Sometimes I think about your cramps

So tell me, dear, or call, or write
I’ll reimburse you for the stamps
Though some may think it impolite
I’d love to hear about your cramps