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Curve | Oct 21 2005

Last night K informed me—I don’t remember how this subject came up—that my erect penis curves slightly upwards. I hadn’t noticed this, perhaps because I always look at my penis, erect or not, from above—the aerial view, as it were. But it’s true. In my closet mirror the curve is plain.

Seeing this I was reminded of the time I discovered that one of my ears sticks out due to a missing fold. I was twenty-something then, which means that my ear had been sticking out, unnoticed, for twenty-some years.

The obvious next question is, What else am I oblivious to? The mind reels.