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Ad | Jun 28 2005

Speaking of lewd, who started this practice of emblazoning words on women’s butts? I’m talking about sweatpants. When I first noticed this, the words were always the names of colleges, but last week I walked behind a woman whose sashaying ass had the word Pink written across it.

This gave me an idea. A matching top and bottom. The top says Tits, the bottom says Ass. A postmodern classic.