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Shoehorn | Mar 01 2004

So there’s this couple, a guy and a woman, who meet through a website devoted to people who have a thing for left feet.

At the end of their first date, drunk and horny, they break into the apartment of a woman who has just moved into the same building as the guy. It’s pitch black in the woman’s bedroom, so they quickly grab a shoe from her closet and hurry out. Back at the guy’s apartment, they turn out the lights and make love, in their fashion, to the shoe. It’s the hottest experience either has ever had. However when they wake the next morning, they make the mortifying discovery that they stole a right shoe, not a left.

Seeing this, the woman turns to the man and says, “It seems we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot.”