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Krishna Krishna | Feb 23 2004

I’m trying to find information about a story I once read about the Hindu god Krishna. The way I remember it, Krishna has sex one night with fifty thousand women. He does this by dividing himself into fifty thousand selves. With each woman he makes love in the manner she most desires—this being something he knows without asking.

I believe that the action takes place by a river; however I’m not convinced that I have the correct number of women, nor the correct god, nor even the correct religion. I’ve tried looking it up on Google, without success.

It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that I made up this story in a dream and have forgotten having done so, or that it’s a real story I really read once, only I’ve changed it beyond searchable recognition. I do such things all the time. In posting this note today, I am hoping that one of my kind readers will recognize the story and come to my aid.

On a related note, I wish to thank the many women who took the time to tell me, some in great detail, about their cramps. I now know more about cramps than I ever dreamed possible.