Help, please. I am trying to rename the Oblivio homepage section currently called Found Things. If you don’t know, that section contains links to various pieces by others on the web. There’s an extensive archive of these pieces, going back two years. I used to call the whole thing Choice Cuts, but grew to hate that. I want something not boring but not pretentious. The simplest solution. I’ve thought of Things I Like, Things I Found, and Favored Links. None of these seem quite right. The ideal solution will fit on one line, but doesn’t have to. It doesn’t have to be so simple either. I’ve considered a line from Pynchon: The broken, the spilt world. I’ve considered a lot of things. It’s beginning to bother me.
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UPDATE (Sunday): The response has been overwhelming. Many many suggestions received. I’m going to give it a few more days to see what else comes in, then decide. Much thanks to everyone who contributed. This has gone so well that I’m planning to ask for my readers’ help the next time I need to decide which shirt to wear on a date.
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UPDATE (Monday): It is one thing to claim one is crazy and to write stories in which one appears to be crazy, but now you will see what crazy really means. As of 10:24 p.m. Monday, I have received exactly 150 suggestions (thank you everyone; you are all, each of you, my hero), and I don’t like any of them. Or rather, none seem quite right.
Three seem pretty good, though, and perhaps something can be gained by writing down what I do and don’t like about them.
» Good Stuff
- Simple and straightforward: good
- The word stuff feels slightly too informal: bad
- The “more” link would say more good stuff: nice
- The archive page would be called Good Stuff: okay
» Recommended
- Simple and straightforward: good
- The “more” link would say more recommendations: so-so
- The archive page would be called Recommended: so-so
» The Garden
- Evocative: good
- But also hokey: bad
- The “more” link would say what?: bad
- The archive page would be called The Garden: Now I forget why I like this one
I am getting depressed.
Still, I want to add that I like The Garden as a concept—that is, the idea of a concept—only this particular concept feels a bit too hokey.
Also, Good Stuff is probably too informal, and Recommended too boring.
Plus I’ve resigned myself to probably having to add some explanatory text under the title; something like things by others. By resigned I mean something like, I will do it if I have to, but it still makes me want to tear off my eyelids.
If you think I’m being absurd, just imagine what I’m like when something actually matters.
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UPDATE (Wednesday): A good friend suggested Things By Others. When I wrote back that I liked it, she replied, “This is my job: listen and repeat back to the other what they have said without hearing themselves.” She’s a therapist.
Truth is, I’m not entirely thrilled with it, but I like it better than anything else, besides also being dead tired of thinking about this.
I may change my mind in five minutes, but for right now, 6:29 p.m. Wednesday, it’s Things By Others.
Thanks to everyone who helped, or tried to help. I am a bad client.
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The list as of 6:31 p.m. Wednesday (exactly 200 suggestions):
- A La Carte
- Accessories
- After Taste
- All You Can Eat Buffet
- All Your Words Are Belong To Us
- And Now Presenting…
- Another Man’s Treasure
- Arcade
- Archaeology
- As Seen On Oblivio
- Ask Me, I Like To Help
- Baby On Board
- Back Scratching
- Baubles, Bangles, And Beads
- Beachcomber
- Between The Leaves
- Beyond
- Big Pimpin’
- Big Top
- Bits Of Elsewhere
- Brain Cramps
- Brain Sparklies
- Bunnies Of Dust
- Cattle Call
- Caught My Eye
- Chocolate Kisses
- Chorus
- Cognate
- Collectibles
- Collections
- Community Garden
- Consortium
- Constellation
- Convolutes
- Crack Whoring
- Crackerjack Prizes
- Customer Service
- Customers Who Bought “Oblivio” Also Bought
- Daily Memories
- Damn Good
- Damn Goodins
- Damn Goodums
- Damn Gooduns
- Dandies
- Discovered
- Disjecta Membra.
- Droppings
- Elsewhere
- Ettes
- Evocative
- Favored Bits
- Feedbag
- Fertilizer
- Field Guide
- Figments/Fragments
- Fine And Dandy
- Fire Eaters
- Fish Bowls
- Float Your Boat
- Floating
- Flotsam
- Fluff And Fodder
- Fluke
- Flyover Country
- Fodder
- For What It’s Worth
- For Your Pleasure
- Friendly Fire
- Frollic
- Fucking Brilliant I Say
- Further
- Fuzzy Lint Balls
- Gas Pockets
- Gems/Baubles
- Goddamn The Pusher Man
- Good Reads
- Good Stuff
- Good Things
- Humane Society
- I Like These
- If A Tree Falls In The Woods…
- In Other Words
- Instances
- Intruders
- Ivory From The Dog’s Mouth
- Jetsam
- Juicy
- Karma
- Killa Bits (Archive: Killa Bytes)
- Kismet
- Lagniappe
- Landfill
- Leave
- Linger
- Look Here Upon This Text
- Look Over There
- Lost & Found
- Lost Dogs
- Marking
- Mass Market
- Meat Raffle
- Might I Also Suggest
- Mind Munchies
- Minutes From Life
- Mishmashmush
- My Back Pages
- My Favorite Wastes Of Time
- Not Another Word
- Not Mine
- (Not) My Gems
- Note This
- Obliviettes
- Off Ramp
- Offerings
- On The Shelf
- One Hand Clapping
- Only The Lonely
- Orbit
- Orbiter
- Other Delusions
- Other Favorites
- Other Liars
- Other People’s Lives
- Other Stories By Other People
- Other Voices, Other Rooms
- Otherwise
- Oubliettes
- Outback
- Party Barge
- Pathology
- People Who (Also) Think Like Me
- Phylum
- Pieces Of The Pyramid
- Pimpalicious
- Playmates
- Pocket Change
- Polyglot
- Potluck
- Presents!
- Pretty Pennies
- Produce
- Purspises
- Raked
- Recommended
- Redirected Reading
- Rice Weevils
- Sample Room
- Satellites
- Savory Text
- Scatterings
- Scintillating
- See Also
- See Here
- Seeds (Yawn)
- Serendipity
- Share The Love
- *Shock And Awe*
- Side Orders
- Side Trips
- Sideshow
- Sighted
- Sloppy Seconds
- Snip Pets
- Space Invaders
- Sparklers
- Spokes
- Stories In The Rough
- Strip Mall
- Suburbia
- Surf’s Up
- Sweet And Salty
- Tasty Bits
- Tea Room
- Text Quota
- The Angst Reader
- The Buffet
- The Garden
- Them
- Things By Others
- Things That Make Me Go Mmm
- Things That Make The Heart Beat Faster
- Things We Said Today
- This Is DOPE
- Tiny Bubbles
- Titillation
- Toys In The Attic
- Trail Of Tears
- Unearthed
- Viewfinder Slides
- Vignettes
- Voyeurism
- Wander:
- Weeds I Like
- Weekly Rations
- Well Met
- Whack Like Me
- When Visiting Oblivio, Be Sure To Check Out…
- Windfall
- You Be The Judge
- You Best (F***In) Click On This
- You’ve Got A Friend