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Passport | Feb 06 2003

Photo: Hungry rhinoceros
Date of Birth: November 7, 2050
Place of Birth: Between Scylla and Charybdis
Nationality: Prussia
Profession: Letter-carrier
Domicile: Tool shed
Height: Great Wall of China
Hair: Silver-plated
Appearance: Queen Ester
Eyes: Talc
Complexion: Lunar eclipse
Voice: Any poem by Dorothy Parker
Sexual Preference: Phone sex
Fingerprint: A big syringe