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Girlfriend | Dec 13 2002

My girlfriend is sitting on my knee right now. I can feel how warm her cunt is through my pants. I think she wants to come again, but we don’t have time to fuck. That is a sad state of affairs—when you don’t have time to fuck.

Dear reader, I didn’t write that. My girlfriend did. When she wrote it, she really was sitting on my… well, however she describes it. I suppose it seemed funny to her that I would post it. Also she wasn’t sitting on my pants; she was sitting on my underwear. I don’t know about you, reader, but I don’t think of underwear as pants; pants are what you wear on top of underwear. Although in another sense, yes, underwear is pants. However, when you use pants in a context like this, your readers will naturally imagine a garment that goes over underwear, not underwear. Say what you mean, girlfriend.